I want the next version of LIFE, I hear version 2.0 may be better but only if you have installed Reincarnation from Karmasoft before reinitialisation otherwise it’s the Blue Screen of Death!

I have run LIFE 1.32 for a bit now but Girlfriend 3.1 SW never ran properly, it had a particular problem with my Motherboard and didn’t seem to get on with the way I have my system architecture, however this did mean that I didn’t suffer from the same Marriage virus as some fellow LIFE users so I never had to run WIFE and therefore did not need D1(Vorce) antivirus to wipe all traces from my hard drive, this is of course an expensive program and takes up all your free disk space and annexes your files. I guess this is why when I installed the Daughtercard in my system my LIFE software hasn’t been right and something had to give, I decided that removing Girlfriend v.3.1 was the best way to do this although of course it meant I wouldn’t get the same level of function from the Daughtercard the functions I did have would be of better quality. My Daughtercard runs very well and without Girlfriend 3.1 it integrates excellently with my Motherboard.

So with LIFE 2.0 apparently I will have the option to run various different S.eX Emulation software from basic packages like Night Stand 1.0 or Brief Fling up to things like WIFE or WHOR3. I’ve also had good reports of some freeware called Fingered Widow 5 which is supposed to be very easy to run with no additional peripherals or driver software necessary. I hear subsequent versions of Girlfriend have less issues with LIFE 2 as well but I think I’ll back up all my data before going down that route. Also me being on FAT type of disk means I may struggle to find a compatible version of the SW, tho there is definitely a version of Fingered Widow 5 for me!

I have decided that as a useful disk initialisation tool I’m going to go with WINE it’s a version of the DRINK SW Suite, this should erase all memory in around 3 hours. It’s supposed to be quite difficult to recover any data after running it which is just what I’m after. The one I have appears to be made by an South African company. Comes in a lovely slender pack reminiscent of a bottle. Excellent marketing that. Skol Cosmonaute!

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Original Comments:

Rachel made this comment,
upgrades! hah. upgrades only work if you have the patience to sit and actually download the upload, if that makes any sense at all…you don’t seem like the type of person who would have the patience to wait for that. 🙂
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comment added :: 11th June 2004, 02:14 GMT+01
Katie made this comment,
I rather enjoyed that. Question though, I get it all expect for SW explain please baby. Hmm think I may need a little nap this afternoon, I’ve worn myself out..
Watch out this evening you know that 3.1 isn’t worth the aggro
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comment added :: 11th June 2004, 15:50 GMT+01
A visitor made this comment,
that’s some funny stuff! 🙂 darned if I couldn’t go for an upgrade myself . . . if you find a two for one special, give me a holler 🙂

comment added :: 12th June 2004, 03:56 GMT+01
A visitor made this comment,
Very very funny RB.
Incomprehensible to non computer literates but to us in the know, it’s high-class wit.
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comment added :: 13th June 2004, 04:10 GMT+01