RED BARON'S WORDS

2. A friend in need’s a friend indeed, a friend with weed is better, a friend with breasts and all the rest, a friend who’s dressed in leather. Placebo – Pure Morning (Without You I’m Nothing 1998)

3. Batten up the hatches, here comes the cold/I can feel it creeping, it’s making me old/You give me so much love that it blows my brains out/You need something better than the bacon and eggs/The creaking in the walls and the banging in the bed/You give me so much love that it blows my brains out Turin Brakes – Pain Killer (Ether Song 2003)

4. Long after that the floodgates opened up and I fell in love with everyone I saw,/Please take your time I’m not in any rush and it’s in everything I ever write. Snow Patrol – Spitting Games (Final Straw 2003)

5. Well I don’t know why I came here tonight/I got a feeling that something ain’t right/I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair/and I’m wondering how to get down the stairs Stealer’s Wheel – Stuck In The Middle (Stealer’s Wheel)

6. 9 to 5 living lies/ every day stealing time/ everyone’s taking every thing they can/ everything they can

7. How can it be I can taste your love, how can I see when you’re everything/all the world in one grain of sand and I’ve blown it/all my world in one grain of sand and you’ve blown it.

8. Arrive, /climb up 4 flights to the orange side/rearrange my mind/in turqouise

9. I found a picture of you/ that hijacked my world at night/to a place in the past we’ve been passed out of/now we’re back in the fight

10. It’s no secret that our conscience can sometimes be a pest/It’s no secret that ambition bites the nails of success/Every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief/All kill their inspiration and sing about their grief. U2 – The Fly (Achtung Baby 1991)

11. Well, I wanna make love to you tonight/ I can’t wait ’til the morning has come/And I know that the time is just right/ and straight into my arms you will run

12. Guess who just got back today/them wild-eyed boys that had been away/haven’t changed had much to say/but man I still think them cats are great.Thin Lizzy – The Boys Are Back in Town (Jailbreak 1976)

13.baby, babe let’s get together/honey, honey me and you/and do the things, oh, do the things/that we like to do.

14. There are things that I regret/like being called a nervous wreck/and working up another sweat for you/there’s nothing that I can do/for counterparts and bleeding hearts/and all the things that fall apart for you

15. How does it feel to treat me like you do/when you lay your hands upon me and tell me who you are New Order – Blue Monday (1988)

16. Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said/by rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed/and now I know how Joan of Arc felt.The Smiths – Big Mouth Strikes Again (The Queen is Dead 1986)

17. Lights go out and I can be saved/ tides that I tried to swim against/have brought me down upon my kness, oh I beg I beg and plead

18. The Devil take your stereo and your record collection/the way you look you’ll qualify for next year’s old age pension.Adam and the Ants – Stand and Deliver (Prince Charming 1981)

19. Moving on the floor now baby you’re a bird of paradise/cherry ice cream smile, I suppose it’s very nice,/with a step to your left and a flick to the right you catch the mirror way out West/you know you’re something special and you look like you’re the best. Duran Duran – Rio (Rio 1982)

20. Oh God I am the american dream, I do not think I’m too extreme/and I’m a handsome son of a bitch, I’m gonna get a good job and be real rich

21. Nobody ever loved me like she does, ooh she does, yeah she does/and if somebody ever loved me like she do me, oh she do me, yeah she does.The Beatles – Don’t Let Me Down (Past Masters Vol 2 1969)

22. The Indians send signals from the rocks above the paths/the cowboys take position in the bushes and the grass/The squaw is with the Corporal/she is tied against the tree/she doesn’t mind the language/it’s the beating she don’t need 

23. Well your friends with their fancy persuasions don’t admit that it’s part of a scheme/but I can’t help but have my suspicions ‘cos I ain’t quite as dumb as I seem

24. Nobody knows me but I’m always there/a statistic a reminder of a world that doesn’t care.UB40 – One in Ten (Present Arms in Dub 1981)

25. In the morning you go gunning for the man who stole your water/then you fight till he is done in but they catch you at the border.

26. Hey girl I got something I think you oughta know/hey girl wanna tell you that I love you so/I wanna hold you in my arms yeah/I’m never gonna let you go ‘cos I like your chanrms.

27. Spacecraft spinning slowly out of sight/policeman keep on chasing you’re our guide (we’ll see eye to eye)

28. Fragile, seems I opened up to quick and all my dreams were woken up/I slowly lost my fight/with every single man a river cried/I had no sensation, completely numb I felt no satisfaction/I thought no one could ever get me high again/I swear I was not looking

29. 13 month old baby/ broken looking glass/7 years of bad luck/ good things in your past

30. Jesus wept, Jesus Christ I can’t see for the tear gas and the dollar signs in my eyes/well what’s a man got left to fight for when he’s bought his freedom/by the look of this human jungle it ain’t just the poor who’ll be bleeding.

31. It was way past midnight and she still couldn’t fall asleep/this night the dream was leaving, she’d tried so hard to keep/and with the new day’s dawning she felt it drifting away/not only for a cruise, not only for a day

32. Like a sound you hear that lingers in your ear/but you can’t forget from sundown to sunset/it’s all in the air you hear it everywhere/no matter what you do it’s gonna grab a hold on you

33. I’m ready, ready for the laughing gas/I’m ready, I’m ready for what’s next/I’m ready to duck, ready to dive/ready to say I’m glad to be alive.

34. Says she needs a worshiper/ someone who’ll do anything at all for her/wishful thinker/he don’t need this schizo bull/ each one misses by so far they don’t see it come/but who ever does…/too long, too late this time/too far, too great in my mind Toad The Wet Sprocket – Jam (1990)

35. She’s playing her game and you can hear them say/she is looking good, for beauty we will pay/she’s posing for consumer products now and then/for every camera she gives the best she can

36. High above the rooftops/higher than the milky way/slipping through the hourglass/shooting up the desert plane

37. Summer, Buddy Holly, the working folly, good golly Miss Molly and boats/Hammersmith Palais, the Bolshoi Ballet, jump back in the alley and nanny goats.Ian Dury and the Blockheads – Reasons to be Cheerful Part 3 (Do It Yourself 1979)

38. In the morning, don’t say you love me, ‘cos I’ll only kick you out of the door/I know you’re name is Rita ‘cos your perfume’s smelling sweeter since when I saw you down on the floor. The Faces – Stay With Me (A Nod Is As Good As A Wink To A Blind Horse 1971)

39. Love in, love out, find the feeling/Scream in, scream out time for healing/you feel the moment’s gone too soon/you’re watching clouds come over you. Feeder – Just The Way I’m Feeling (Comfort In Sound 2002)

40. Hey, What did you hear me say?/you know the difference it makes, what did you hear me say?/Yes, I said it’s fine before, but I don’t think so no more, I said it’s fine before.

41. You line ‘em up, look at your shoes, you hang names on your wall then you shoot them all/You fly around in planes that bring you down to meet me who loves you/ likely crashing to the ground.

42. On a morning from a Bogarte movie, in a country where they turned back time, you go strolling thru’ the crowd like Peter Lorre contemplating a crime.

43. People I know, places I go, make me feel tongue-tied/I can see how, people look down, they’re on the insideThe Sundays – Here’s Where The Story Ends (Reading, Writing & Arithmatic 1996)

44. Well you spent the whole day/with your axe to the wheel/read the late paper it was full of bad news/excuse me but I think what I’m saying is true/you’ve got to find some time and devote it to you INXS – Calling All Nations (Kick 1987)

45. Two foot tall and mad as hell/I make you a good one no?/pick up the knife and spoon/I have an amazing prowess in June/structured up and evil too/I got my evil eye on you/down at the harbour pool/they speak English too.

46. I’ve always thought of you as my brick wall/built like an angel, six feet tall/six feet tall/and when you go away, I start to weep/you’re too expensive girl to keep/isn’t it sweet?

47. When you are alone you are the cat, you are the phone/you are an animal/the words I’m singing now/mean nothing more than meow to an animal/wake up and smell the cat food in your bank account/but don’t try to stop the tail that wags the hound

48. So you been to school/for a year or two/and you know you’ve seen it all/in daddy’s car/thinkin’ you’ll go far/back east your type don’t crawl

49. You get a shiver in the dark/it’s been raining in the park but meantime/south of the river you stop and you hold everything/a band is blowing Dixie double four time/you feel all right when you hear that music ring.

Oh you’ve breezed through them all have you Spike, right well then, have to bring out the big guns!