They seek him here, they seek him there
Doncaster’s new, elected mayor
he wants to hide the nasty bits of his party beliefs
cos he’s a dedicated follower of fascism

And when he does his little rounds
of council offices in Doncaster town
telling people randomly he’ll cut out all their jobs
cos he’s a dedicated follower of fascism

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is)
He thinks he is a paragon of virtue
and when he’s interviewed and shown to be a proper twat
he feels a dedicated follower of fascism

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is)
He plans to half his mayoral salary
but the rest of all his policies are all against the law
cos he’s a dedicated follower of fascism

They seek him here, they seek him there
the BNP and Tony Blair
everywhere the blazered brown shirt army marches on
each one a dedicated follower of fascism

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is)
There’s one thing that he hates and that is foreigners
But one week it’s immigration and the next it’s ban Gay Pride
cos he’s a dedicated follower of fascism

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is)
He likes to come across as Mr Rational
but when confronted with the facts the toys are all thrown out the pram
cos he’s a dedicated follower of fascism
he’s a dedicated follower of fascism

(Profuse apologies to Ray Davies)

Song Of The Day ~ The Kinks – Dedicated Follower Of Fashion