Another in an occasional series where I butcher a classic song all in the name of amateur political satire. Some might say I will rot in hell for this. Those who know me will tell you my place in the inferno had long since been assured!
Gordon Brown, complexion like slate
face as sour as a drunk with no mates
for this BA fight
he stands ‘gainst Unite
conservative clown that is Gordon Brown
Every election just like the last
the idiots forget transgressions past
now they’ll all think Dave
is the man who will save
their ring-wing towns from Gordon Brown
Gordon Brown dour old Scot
fit for government his party is not
and so parties war
for who will cut more than the
conservative clown that is Gordon Brown
There’s but a fag paper ‘tween him and Dave
Keir Hardy would spin in his grave
Song Of The Day ~ The Stranglers – Golden Brown
RED BARON'S WORDS 
You are the spremicide on a felched anal condom
BTW… it’s GNAWING you illitertale anal condom. Look it up.
“I’m just a symptom of the moral decay that’s GNAWING at the heart of the country.” -Matt Johnson
Whoops…illiterate indeed. Thats one too many martinis. You’re still an anal condom though.
Redbaron responds – well that was quite a tirade wasn’t it? Thank you for your spelling corrections, I’m glad that you now see just how easy it can be, you were drunk, I’m dyslexic, who do you reckon comes across as the bigger arsehole?
As to your other comments, I’ve approved them for the simple reason that they appear to show an angry vacuous idiot incapable of reasoned argument. I’m not entirely sure you’ve the correct definition of felching, a condom would generally render the practice unnecessary or rather fruitless. If you leave further lunatic ramblings without qualification I’m afraid they won’t be approved, but I suspect next time you’ll be drunk enough to shit in your own nest rather than someone else’s. Perhaps in the meantime you’ll at least learn how to use an apostrophe, manners, I suspect, are way beyond you.