(To the tune of The Kinks’ Village Green Preservation Society)

We are the Thatcherism Preservation Society
God save Mondeo man, 4x4s and sobriety
we are the ‘Call me Dave’ appreciation society
God save the school runs and middle England propriety
Preserving the Home Counties from being abused
protecting tax loopholes for the few
what more can we do?

We are the my back yard preservation society
God save nuclear fuel and the lack of eco anxiety
we are the house extension appreciation consortium
God save planning consents and all those who were awarded them

we are the Jane Austen English-speaking vernacular
help save Fred the Shred, and pater’s gas-guzzling Jaguar
we are the pious few assured of our own divinity
God save Harvey Nicks and born-again virginity
we are the immigrant condemnation affiliate
God save the Euro sceptics, water-boarding and dinner plates
Preserving the Home Counties from being abused
protecting tax loopholes for the few
what more can we do?

We are the Thatcherism Preservation Society
God save Mondeo man, 4x4s and sobriety
we are the ‘Call me Dave’ appreciation society
God save the school runs and middle England propriety

God save Mrs. T

Song Of The Day ~ The Kinks – Village Green Preservation Society