It’s been a bit of a shit time all in all Chez Baron and there are political rumblings currently in draft at the current atrocities going on in the Middle East and the media shutouts around the world. However in an effort to raise spirits a little before wading back into the genocidal mire I decided to have a look to see if there had been any other uncovering of some of the weird and wonderful album covers such as I had milked for some mileage some time ago.
Lo and behold:
[Start here for a recap of Volumes 1 – 5 if you wish].
The Lyn Murray Singers And Orchestra – Alice In Wonderland
Well this is a good place to start – I mean what the hell is going on, there’s no doubt that the Mad Hatter and the White Rabbit are planning something in that teapot and it looks like Alice knows exactly what it is she’d better hope they are just Jihadists wanting her as a hostage!
The Gentlemen Four – We’ll Be Seeing You
Outsourcing really is de rigeur these days and Death has got this small firm to take over the running of things for him whilst he takes it easy for a while. However unlike a great deal of outsourcing companies who are just in it to provide as shite a service for as much money as they can glean it looks rather like the gentlemen here will pursue their work with some zeal!
Difficult-To-Strip-To-Hits
Yep I have to say this one may well be right on the button I think I can state with some impunity that stripping was not on the mind of the Bee Gees when they wrote ‘New York Mining Disaster 1941’ and ‘You’re Having My Baby’ really is going to be quite a passion killer, though I think you could work with ‘The Imperial March’ and if you can’t get double entendre mileage out of ‘Born Free’ then you really aren’t trying!
Heino
Heino is back, you knew he would be, remember him, of course you do, he’s been haunting your dreams hasn’t he?! However this is the new smilier Heino, he seems happier now that he has successfully bumped off his mother though it looks as if he lost his right arm in the process and was forced to replace it with that of a chair. I still don’t want him round for dinner that smile suggests that he isn’t stopping just with mother and that he has merely obtained a darker pair of glasses as a better disguise.
The McDonald Sisters – I’ve Got Confidence
And I’ve got my doors locked and the police on standby!
Wayne Cochran – Goin’ Back To Miami
Seriously Wayne really don’t do that, the place has changed man, it’s not your kind of town anymore they won’t understand your brand of sartorial expression, they’ll string you up, or worse they’ll douse your hair!
Sam Sacks – Sing It Again, Sam!
I am prepared to wager good money that ‘inimitable’ is not the first adjective that would come to mind when listening to Sam’s probably unique butchering of your favourite hits.
Foster Edwards Orchestra – What’s Next?
Ok you got me I cannot begin to imagine the answer, trouble is I’m really not sure I even want to know, a leopard on bass, wildebeest on rhythm guitar, it surely can’t end well!
Børud-Gjengen – I Farta
Most people at least try to keep it to themselves, is the older boy a bully pushing the small kid toward the stench in an attempt to woo the flatulent girl or is he trying some sort of corking arrangement on the stinky little toad?
Cody Matheson – Can I Borrow Another Feelin’?
Look familiar? No, Cody hasn’t weathered very well has he?! After his lengthy stay in the penitentiary Cody came out a little more savvy, ditching the Village People moustache and growing the mullet to end all mullets. Note he is still using the same MO to try to come in to your home, you should still keep the doors locked and well away from the windows!
‘Twas The Night Before Bronson
Indeed, the night before Santa Bronson came in after a burglar and shot your dog, the tree and one of the kids. Merry Christmas!
Song Of The Day ~ Ultimate Painting – Ultimate Painting
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